girlmeetsbanjo:

somebody get my shotgun, somebody get my blade, sally’s been layin’ with another man and he’s sleeping in my place, 
somebody get my shotgun, gonna shoot him sure as rain, you can run as fast as you want to boy, i‘ll kill you just the same…

now, sally don’t go thinkin’ that you got off so clean, i’d kill you too if I had the nerve, but I just ain’t that mean,
so I go and get my murder tools, i throw them in the lake, gonna steal me an automobile and drive so far away… 

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(i will never, ever get tired of this video.)

I’m sure my coworkers hate me…I can’t help but tap my feet when I hear this song so they hear my heels going “click, click, click, click”